Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?

A: Because deep down, they are all nice guys

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Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

A: One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish.

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Q. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

A. Their lips move.

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